Dougall spun around a couple of times, popped a sugar lump and turned to Brian to announce he was starting a golf club in the garden. Brian replied indignantly, "Why a Golf Club?" Dougall replied triumphantly, "To exclude people, especially snails!"
In the true spirit of the Magic Roundabout, The Hambledon Club aims to bring together like-minded individuals with a love of sparkling wine, cricket and all things English.
Non wine drinkers and snails need not apply...